sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

(via chickenlittlesoo)
Wednesday, June 19th
tropicm-ist: magnacarterholygrail: barbelltherapy: If I ever have a daughter, this shirt will be a must. 9. I don’t mind going back to jail. LOL. who asked my daddy for this list? Love it!